13 Things That Always End Up Happening In A Greek Taverna

Published On: November 3, 2019Last Updated: December 12, 20238 min read

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No, breaking plates is not a routine thing in a Greek taverna! The essence of the Greek taverna is not that different from a restaurant; they are both places to eat. However, lovers of Greece and Greeks themselves will tell you that eating at a tavern is just a different experience than restaurants. If you are soon to be visiting Greece and want to be prepared for what to expect, here is the breakdown.

Paper Tablecloths

I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve sat in a traditional Greek taverna and eaten on a real tablecloth. As soon as you sit down, the waiter will come over and layer a protective paper cloth, securing it with clips. At the end of the meal, the paper can be swiftly rolled into a messy bag of food scraps and napkins. Not the most appetizing picture but it’s fast and efficient. I can see this changing in the near future though, as we are moving towards more eco-friendly ways to live!

  • Tip: The less fancy the establishment the less touristy it usually is!

Don’t let this confuse you, a paper tablecloth would go on top!

There Might Be No Menu

Do not be surprised if, upon stumbling across the cutest little Greek taverna in a small village or island with less tourists, you realize there is no menu! A lot of places will have an indicative menu, with pages added on, menu items scribbled out and pencil notations where things have been added. It is also not uncommon to have a menu that is particularly long but not all items are available on the day, due to the season. It is probably for this reason why a lot of people end up doing the next thing instead…

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Asking What To Order

After your table has been set, the waiter will come back around with a little docket and ask for your order. The head of the table may take charge at this moment and ask in a tone of authority, “what’s good?”. It almost feels as though you are in cahoots with the server, for what should and shouldn’t be ordered. Servers will most often answer truthfully, advising you what to pick and what to avoid depending on what is fresh. Even if you had your heart seat on a particular dish, the server may say, “not today” and advise you try something else instead. This is no way undermines the establishment, as a matter of fact if you were to order something that was of substandard quality you would be fair to question why they didn’t advise you otherwise.

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Picking The Fish

Relevant to the discussion of asking what’s good to eat, is actually picking the fish you want to consume. The owner or server may ask you to come inside and have a look at what they have in store, proving at the same time the freshness of their product. Then off you go back to your table to wait until the fish is cooked for you to eat.

Food Comes Out As Its Cooked

There are many great things about Greek tavernas but a classy dining experience is not one of them. Food will often come out as it is cooked, so your salads and appetizers will arrive soon after your order. Meat dishes and seafood will slowly make their way to you after so pace yourself accordingly!

  • Directions: You can always request for your food to arrive all at the same time. Island destinations that receive a lot of international tourists may also be more inclined to advise you of it when placing your order.

You Share The Food You Order

This is probably the part that people have a love/hate relationship with. Greeks traditionally eat communal style. Salad bowls are placed in the middle, as well a dips, potatoes, vegetables and even some main dishes and everyone is free to grab something with their fork. Using your fork to eat from a common plate is not considered rude but it is not weird to see serving spoons, just in case. This also makes ordering easier, as people just suggest the appetizers they want to share and then pick a few salads or dips for the table. A typical order includes dolmadakia, tzatziki, a Greek salad and some french fries. Add one fried calamari and a plate of moussaka and you have an easy meal for two!

Just Put The Bread Down

Oh, the bread! There is something irresistible about toasted bread with olive oil and oregano covered in some tzatziki. And even though we know better than to stuff ourselves with bread before the main dishes arrive, it seems like we never learn.

The Secret Chef

The secret chef in a lot of traditional Greek tavernas is the yiayia or grandma! Greek women are the guardians of food. Their traditional recipes have been passed down through generations and can vary considerably from region to region or family to family. They make some of the most delectable spinach and cheese pies, infuse incredible flavours into their dolmades (vine leaves) and can whip up desserts that shine in their simplicity and aromas. So, next time you are eating in a Greek taverna inquire as to whether a Greek yiayia makes any of the dishes and order some of them!

You Order Enough For An Army

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Greek family eating at a Greek taverna will order enough for a small village. The stereotypes are once again too true to ignore. Ordering in a Greek taverna seems to surpass the realm of the logical and venture into a different domain altogether, the “I need to eat as much as bears before hibernation”. I have often wondered whether this is done purely as a practice of saving face in front of visitors and showing that you can afford a lot of good food or if we are simply a nation that loves food. The Americans may get a bad rep for their humongous food portions but a Greek yiayia serving food for her grandchildren can probably top that. In general, I think the Greek lifestyle demands that food is enjoyed in a slow process of eating, drinking, dancing and conversing with your friends and family, which in turn allows for more food to be consumed within that space of hours.

Cute Fury Beggars

If you have never considered taking a stray cat home that you found at a taverna, then you probably were not raised in Greece! From the island of Lemnos, to Crete and every taverna I have been to in the mainland, there was never a time that a stray kitten was not there to demand my food scraps. In general, they are harmless and unnoticeable and may simply hover around under your table for any spare bites of food. Shop owners in general, will advise against feeding the animals to avoid a whole army of strays, taking over the place.

The Music Of Greece

No music other than Greek traditional music could ever be played in a Greek taverna setting. It simply doesn’t make sense. Extra points if the establishment has a live band at night, and space for people to get up and dance. It doesn’t matter whether you know the steps or not, the simple rhythm will carry you into the line and free up enough space for the next round of eating!

Dessert is Free

One thing people may not know about traditional Greek tavernas is that they serve dessert for free at the end. That is not true for fancier establishments so if no dessert comes out for you, there is no reason to feel as though you have been wronged! Popular choices in the summer are yoghurt with fruits and jam and ravani with ice cream, a syrupy semolina cake that is sweetened with orange zest. In Crete, apart from dessert most places will also serve “raki” a strong alcoholic drink that feels like vodka but can also be served warm and sweetened with honey, lemon or other spices. It is the perfect digestif especially before an afternoon siesta. Be careful though, while the locals are used to it, a few too many of these can make you quite drunk, quite fast!

Even if you get no dessert, it is not hard finding a place that serves it! Some of the best loukoumades we ever tried are pictured above on the island of Ikaria!

Teach Me To Dance

If you are in a Greek taverna and notice people getting up to dance, count yourself lucky and join in! You are more likely to witness this in local taverns at dinner time where everyone has relaxed after a few Greek wines. Greeks love to dance during special occasions like parties, weddings and family gatherings but also any time there is a good crowd together and their spirits are high. Most often the line dances have a simple choreography of 6 basic steps that you will be able to follow in no time. And even if you miss a step or struggle to get the rhythm no one will care.

Traditional line dancing with regional Greek costumes.

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Rania Kalogirou

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